https://quaranoids.com/contact daily 0.75 2020-06-01 https://quaranoids.com/about daily 0.75 2020-11-20 https://quaranoids.com/contributing-illustrators daily 0.75 2021-06-11 https://quaranoids.com/gallery daily 1.0 2020-10-31 https://quaranoids.com/gallery/weaponoid monthly 0.5 2020-06-22 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5ec04d4b80b6627d6b4bd526/1589668606440/WeaponoidWebsite.jpg Gallery - Weaponoid - Weaponoid Don’t mess with this Quaranoid™. He’s fully weaponized, has an arsenal that’s the envy of most small countries and is ready to take down any enemy foreign or domestic. Or viral. Illustrated by: Fabio Buonocore https://quaranoids.com/gallery/teachanoid monthly 0.5 2020-06-22 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5ec06b60377f3d1b43995969/1589668718476/TeachanoidWebsite.jpg Gallery - Teachanoid - Teachanoid This Quaranoid™ initially thought homeschooling would be a great opportunity to reconnect with her children, but by week three the toxic combination of disrespect, frustration and math broke her. She now wants the relationship with her children to be more like her weekly Drizly orders - contact-less. Illustrated by: Fabio Buonocore https://quaranoids.com/gallery/conspiranoid monthly 0.5 2020-06-22 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5ec3d32d1d9caf120a111a54/1589891895064/ConspiranoidWeb.jpg Gallery - Conspiranoid - Conspiranoid It’s crystal clear to this Quaranoid™ that a Chinese pangolin scientist has unleashed a viral war on the world. How can no one else see it? It’s so obvious. Even the deep state doesn’t know what this guy thinks he knows. Illustrated by: Fabio Buonocore https://quaranoids.com/gallery/gardenoid monthly 0.5 2020-06-22 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5ec2934e7a8c9677e4b63a8d/1589810016190/Gardenoid.jpeg Gallery - Gardenoid - Gardenoid This Quaranoid™ has always loved the undeniable exhilaration of growing basil and beetroot, and quarantine has allowed him to really take his passion for peppers to the next level. Eighteen hour days with his hands in the soil has brought him so close to mother nature she’s thinking of filing a restraining order. Illustrated by: Serge Seidlitz https://quaranoids.com/gallery/screenanoid monthly 0.5 2020-06-22 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5ec6f9762691c4282ca088fc/1590098308688/screenanoid.jpg Gallery - Screenanoid - Screenanoid This Quaranoid™ is doing her best to keep it together – literally and virtually. For months she’s been Teams-ing her board meetings, Zoom-ing her happy hours, IMing her side conversations and Pornhubing her sex. She’s got tunnel vision, carpal tunnel and is in serious need of some IRL before this turns in to PTSD. Illustrated by: Clare Mallison https://quaranoids.com/gallery/germanoid monthly 0.5 2020-05-21 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5ec6f4c74073c835e879590c/1590097168094/illustration+GuacalaStudio.jpg Gallery - Germanoid - Germanoid This Quaranoid™ was always a neat freak, but the virus has legitimized his fears. The good news is he’s recently shaved two hours off his grocery sanitizing protocol by utilizing a custom pulley system so his feet don’t touch the ground. Illustrated by: Guacala Illustration Studio https://quaranoids.com/gallery/hordenoid monthly 0.5 2020-06-22 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5ec6cbe25fbafd50bd4332f8/1590086685836/hoardenoid_final.jpg Gallery - Hoardenoid - Hoardenoid He’s the source of toilet paper shortage, has 2 pallets of chili and Omaha Steaks refers to him as, “that guy again.” Nobody’s going to convince this Quaranoid™ that in a global viral pandemic 56 gallons of mayonnaise won’t help. Illustrated by: MC Wolfman https://quaranoids.com/gallery/ughanoid monthly 0.5 2020-06-22 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5ec7db9a14b2283a6e3917fe/1590156192288/Unknown-5.jpeg Gallery - Ughanoid - Ughanoid This teenage Quaranoid™ is like so over the Cove One Nine she can’t even. She can’t even make eye contact. She can’t even hide her empty White Claw cans. And she definitely can’t even think about being 6 feet apart from Troy. Illustrated by: Derek Marks https://quaranoids.com/gallery/streamanoid monthly 0.5 2020-05-23 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5ec7ef6c117f476816a740a2/1590161271873/Streamanoid.jpg Gallery - Streamanoid - Streamanoid This Quaranoid™ is half humanoid half lounge chair. 60 hours of The Wire was just a warm up for his marathon. He started strong with Ozark, galloped through The Queen and hit his stride with Broadchurch. Now nothing can stop this stream machine, not even real life responsibilities, like bathing. Illustrated by: Tim Easley https://quaranoids.com/gallery/boozenoid monthly 0.5 2020-07-01 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5efc95983e513d1b7cf7a935/1593611743287/Boozenoid.png Gallery - Boozenoid - Boozenoid The only thing growing faster than the political divide is this Quaranoid’s™ blood alcohol level. Well, you know what they say, “the only way out of a global pandemic is through a gallon of bourbon.” So bottoms up in hopes of keeping the curve down. Illustrated by: Allan Ohr https://quaranoids.com/gallery/knitanoid monthly 0.5 2020-06-22 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5ecc10f89259ee3d45d7ba2b/1590432054058/Knitanoid.jpg Gallery - Knitanoid - Knitanoid If this Quaranoid™ knows you you’re about to receive a scarf. There’s nothing like a global pandemic to speed up production of throw pillow covers, shawls and baby booties. You know she’s kicked it in to high gear when every wiener dog is in wool. Illustrated by: Ali Mac https://quaranoids.com/gallery/newsnoid monthly 0.5 2020-06-11 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5ee269aca3f18d6821f53065/1591896524676/Newsanoid.png Gallery - Newsanoid - Newsanoid This Quaranoid™ consumes 24 hour news cycles 24 hours a day. When everything is broken, everything is Breaking News. Illustrated by: Max Prentis https://quaranoids.com/gallery/bakeanoid monthly 0.5 2020-09-22 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5ef5fcdecd5f81489003c7f1/1593179391750/Bakeanoid.jpg Gallery - Bakeanoid - Bakeanoid This Quaranoid™ is doubling down on a more sedentary lifestyle by carb loading. She used to use her oven as a pantry but now she has it on three seven five twenty four seven. White, wheat, rye, brioche, naan, ciabatta, sourdough - you name it, she’ll knead it. Illustrated by: Rebecca Green https://quaranoids.com/gallery/puzzanoid monthly 0.5 2020-06-16 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5ee8cee1e2d2494214cfa80b/1592315627716/Puzz.jpeg Gallery - Puzzanoid - Puzzanoid This Quaranoid’s™ addiction is sad to watch. She started with 500 pieces, but it wasn’t enough. Soon 1,000, then 2,000. She found herself in the dark corners of the internet searching for obscure 5 digit high puzzles. Her appetite grows stronger with every click of a perfectly placed piece. Illustrated by: Marloes De Vries https://quaranoids.com/gallery/oblivinoid monthly 0.5 2020-06-18 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5eeb709c0bb3c819604b3925/1592488104403/Oblivinoid_.jpg Gallery - Oblivinoid - Oblivinoid Nothing is going to slow this Quaranoid’s™ personal brand down – not a global pandemic, social injustice or even a bad mask day. No matter what global reckoning presents itself, her stream is staying strong. Illustrated by: Alex Jenkins https://quaranoids.com/gallery/voiceanoid monthly 0.5 2020-06-03 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5ed7d11ec703054025dbee28/1591202090841/Speak.jpg Gallery - Voiceanoid - Voiceanoid Justice does not come with silence. This is the Quaranoid™ we should all be right now. Illustrated by: Vanessa Brantley Newton https://quaranoids.com/gallery/caveanoid monthly 0.5 2020-08-01 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5f2422888bc6c8009adc19ff/1596203692501/Caveanoid.jpeg Gallery - Caveanoid - Caveanoid This Quaranoid™ didn’t have a full grasp of how long a global pandemic actually is when he vowed to, “…not cut my hair or shave until this is over." He has been with his wife for 22 years and even she didn't know he was this hairy. Illustrated by: Will Murai https://quaranoids.com/gallery/chowanoid monthly 0.5 2020-08-07 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5f2d5ee0bddebd0299c36feb/1596808950830/Chowanoid.jpeg Gallery - Chowanoid - Chowanoid This Quaranoid™ is handling the stress by eating his feelings, along with most of the meat-lovers pizzas in town. With time on his hands and delivery numbers in his phone, putting on the COVID 19 (plus a few) was inevitable. Illustrated by: MUTI https://quaranoids.com/gallery/trepinoid monthly 0.5 2020-08-14 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5f369292aa73010ef3f346bd/1597412044003/Trepinoid.png Gallery - Trepinoid - Trepinoid Trying to keep up with information coming from politicians, the CDC, the WHO and the FDA has this Quaranoid™ going WTF. He keeps hearing the world is opening up, but every time he sees a crowded restaurant or packed beach he shuts down. Illustrated by: MJ Hiblen https://quaranoids.com/gallery/petanoid monthly 0.5 2020-07-10 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5f089a381e7250531dee1eb2/1594399295646/Petanoid.jpeg Gallery - Petanoid - Petanoid This Quaranoid™ is spending a lot of time with his pets these days. Like most families, what started out as walks, TV time and games has slowly transitioned to not listening to one another, tension filled meals and anger over waking each other up from naps. Illustrated by: Gemma Correll https://quaranoids.com/gallery/shopanoid monthly 0.5 2020-07-16 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5f10625266d2e17850659f3f/1594909293839/shopanoid.jpg Gallery - Shopanoid - Shopanoid There's no way this Quaranoid™ is going shopping in the real world right now, especially when she can drain her bank account from the comfort of home. Any purchase decision filter she ever had, has evaporated like social distance guidelines among teenagers. It's always Prime time in a pandemic. Illustrated by: Ashiya Kisa https://quaranoids.com/gallery/hairanoid monthly 0.5 2020-08-05 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5f2ab73861fdbe0d21ace71b/1596634956663/Hairanoid.jpg Gallery - Hairanoid - Hairanoid This Quaranoid™ needs a haircut, for everyone's sake. Over time she's started to deal with her lengthy lockdown locks in new, "creative" ways. Her coworkers aren't sure what's more disturbing - the fact that her hair has become a part of her wardrobe, or that she pretends to not know what they're talking about when they mention it in Zoom meetings. Illustrated by: Stephan Schmitz https://quaranoids.com/gallery/dreamanoid monthly 0.5 2020-10-09 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5f80735236dcbe6d17628675/1602253662065/Dreamanoid.jpg Gallery - Dreamanoid - Dreamanoid Crazy dreams are a part of the new normal, but there’s nothing normal about this Quaranoid’s™ vivid visions. He’d love a break from freefalling with frogs and quarantining with clowns, but considering he now sleeps 14 hours a day there’s no end in sight for his surreal spectacles. Illustrated by: Kuura Kuu https://quaranoids.com/gallery/stoneanoid monthly 0.5 2020-09-22 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5f5ba65888a4db40fda35ee6/1599841900892/Stoneanoid.jpg Gallery - Stoneanoid - Stoneanoid Spending all day and night alone indoors has always been this Quaranoid's™ vibe, so stay at home orders haven’t harshed his buzz a bit. His pandemic protection plan? “Stay inside and get fried.” Illustrated by: Voodoo Salad https://quaranoids.com/gallery/readanoid monthly 0.5 2020-09-22 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5f64bca439e99251452462cc/1600437432501/Readanoid.jpg Gallery - Readanoid - Readanoid This Quaranoid™ is paging her way through the pandemic, and in a matter of months she’s processed more words than a UN translator. It’s Morrison in the morning, Lewis for lunch and Delia dinner. Print, e-book, hardcover, magazine or pamphlet – if there’re sentences in it she’s on it. Illustrated by: Melissa Koby https://quaranoids.com/gallery/improveanoid monthly 0.5 2020-09-25 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5f6df201478ed25589725681/1601041060822/Improveanoid.png Gallery - Improveanoid - Improveanoid It sounded like a good idea to use the time at home to perk up the pad, but what started as a simple project has slowly transformed his house into a treacherous labyrinth of danger and despair. This Quaranoid™ had only the best improvement intentions but now all he wants is out. Illustrated by: Andreea Dumuta https://quaranoids.com/gallery/learnanoid monthly 0.5 2020-09-22 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5f3fe844dbcf533cb1a66766/1598023755290/Learnanoid.jpg Gallery - Learnanoid - Learnanoid This Quaranoid™ is usually worrying about who is going to be in his class, which teacher he is going to get and will he buy or bring his lunch this year. Instead he is wondering where, how and when he will be learning. Distance and hybrid used to be words he used with his friends to describe superhero powers, now his parents use them to explain how he will go to school. Illustrated by: Mel Milton https://quaranoids.com/gallery/meditanoid monthly 0.5 2020-09-22 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5f525590a4d86d272380b160/1599231415776/Meditanoid.jpg Gallery - Meditanoid - Meditanoid This Quaranoid™ is trying to practice mindfulness to manage the mayhem. The journey to enlightenment is always a winding path, but these times have him transcendentally twisted. Illustrated by: Gary Villarreal https://quaranoids.com/gallery/artanoid monthly 0.5 2020-11-13 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5fae9e48f8f3f14190900376/1605279360636/Artanoid.jpeg Gallery - Artanoid - Artanoid Toiling away in isolation is a lifestyle choice for this Quaranoid™; he lived in quarantine long before it was government policy. Making masterpieces alone is nothing new to him, but now he has the perfect excuse to focus entirely on his work with zero human contact. Illustrated by: Vi Luong https://quaranoids.com/gallery/plantanoid monthly 0.5 2020-10-02 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5f77242b17377653bd2b9840/1601643579614/Plantanoid.jpg Gallery - Plantanoid - Plantanoid This Quaranoid’s™ isolation obsession has taken over, literally. She bought a Bird of Paradise, then potted a pair of Pothos, which lead to loads of Lemon Lime Dracaenas, a monster Monstrea, and of course a few Fiddle-leaf Figs and Fittonias for fun. It’s now a bit crowded in quarantine but the company, and air, sure is nice. Illustrated by: Mounica Tata https://quaranoids.com/gallery/walkanoid monthly 0.5 2020-10-30 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5f9c05fd0506cf75e8345635/1604060681359/Walkanoid+-+Chaitanya.jpg Gallery - Walkanoid - Walkanoid This Quaranoid™ stopped his stationary situation stat. He went out and started walking whenever. He walks to pacify the pooch. He walks to buy bread. He even walks in the wet just to feel it falling. He’s pacing off the pandemic, step by step. Illustrated by: Chaitanya Limaye https://quaranoids.com/gallery/pornanoid monthly 0.5 2020-10-23 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5f92df33abb01131bbb1eaac/1603460936948/Pornanoid.jpeg Gallery - Pornanoid - Pornanoid This Quaranoid™ has seen so much skin through the screen in the last several months he’s really had to step up his search game. In an effort to keep his sex socially distant he’s staying in and self-soothing through the stress. Illustrated by: Maria Uve https://quaranoids.com/gallery/nocturnanoid monthly 0.5 2020-12-18 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5fdcc861bcf2c4345e3b4968/1610142195214/Nocturnanoid.png Gallery - Nocturnanoid - Nocturnanoid Night is day for this Quaranoid™ whose clock has fundamentally flipped. The darkness has become a place of pandemic productivity and the light a reason to rest. Don’t expect her to reach out anytime soon; keeping up with others has been put on the back burner since she started burning the midnight oil. Illustrated by: Max Reed https://quaranoids.com/gallery/podanoid monthly 0.5 2020-10-15 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5f88c5107e1ccc050bee2101/1602798885789/Podanoid.jpeg Gallery - Podanoid - Podanoid This Quaranoid™ is tuning out the tension by powering through podcasts. Only Oprah rivals this audio aficionado in hours logged listening. She muses over mysteries, absorbs inspiration and uses sounds to sleep. Don’t ask her opinion about anything unless you want a dozen downloadables to digest. Illustrated by: Frances Cannon https://quaranoids.com/gallery/snapanoid monthly 0.5 2020-12-04 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5fca2f3d9bc93d20d9b7a007/1607085892356/Snapanoid.jpeg Gallery - Snapanoid - Snapanoid The monotony of minutes multiplied by the months has taken its toll on this combustible Quaranoid™, and now she’s perpetually at a pandemic precipice. She is under severe strain, so when you come in contact please practice patience, or you’ll receive the wrath. Illustrated by: Linnea Kikuchi https://quaranoids.com/gallery/voteanoid monthly 0.5 2020-11-03 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5fa14895a5854d43304d57bf/1604405409926/votenoid_1.jpg Gallery - Voteanoid - Voteanoid Today this Quaranoid™ is stepping out to stand up. Make it happen America. Illustrated by: Lisa Congdon https://quaranoids.com/gallery/denianoid monthly 0.5 2020-11-20 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5fb81ea017feb45b1856095e/1605902007350/Denianoid.png Gallery - Denianoid - Denianoid The discomfort of this dystopia is too toxic for this Quaranoid™, so he’s completely compartmentalized the catastrophe. He’s opted out of conversations about COVID and news about new waves. If you’re trying to track him down, he’ll be right here, relaxing in his own reality. Illustrated by: Carles Dalmau https://quaranoids.com/gallery/chatanoid monthly 0.5 2020-12-11 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5fd2b66c17c637456f56d15f/1607644798996/Chatanoid.png Gallery - Chatanoid - Chatanoid There’s no way Rona is going to ruin this Quaranoid™’s talk time. Convos are crucial and mates are a must, so the virtual visits last longer than last time and the laughs are louder. If you want to converse hit connect, and be ready to rap. Illustrated by: Blu_Pixl https://quaranoids.com/gallery/hopeanoid monthly 0.5 2021-01-08 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5ff8d2c277693f06a3c5b6fe/1610142454515/Hopeanoid.jpg Gallery - Hopeanoid - Hopeanoid Although this Quaranoid™ knows it’s far from finished, let’s take today to begin to believe. Illustrated by: leecheedoodles https://quaranoids.com/gallery/zumbanoid monthly 0.5 2021-01-08 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5eb421e7218a0f481e31a67a/t/5ff8d3e4267a1278ba4f5eb9/1610142703959/Zumbanoid.jpeg Gallery - Zumbanoid - Zumbanoid The world is lost in lockdown but this Quaranoid™ is lost in the music. He’s turning down the tension by cranking up some dance exercise. There’s no way he’s emerging from quarantine without gorgeous glutes and flawless footwork. Feel free to stop by but be prepared to feel the fury of his flow. Illustrated by: matthewsorgie